“Still, I have a feeling we are going to make some good memories this year. It’ll give you a chance to find a new girlfriend”

“I’m sure one day, whether it be tomorrow, next year, fifty years even, she will eventually realise her feelings and come looking for you. And knowing her, she won’t stop until she gets you. Jocelyn is very persistent”

“Well, let’s hope it’s soon then! Or else she might not like you as much when you are old and grey”