Alfred Hitchcock parody
Skyeman for Ben McKenna
In the film, this role is played by Jimmy Stewart. And in this parody, boy, do we riff on that. So you need to do all the lines as "Jimmy Stewart" full throttle. Wha? Well, golly, awright!
Now stop it! Don't be so suspicious. I wear the pants here, and my intuition says everything's awright. Awright? Awright!
(despairing, a la "It's a Wonderful Life") But they gotta believe me! They just gotta! You believe me, doncha? You were there on the bus!
(frazzled) I was trapped in the chapel. They locked me in. So I climbed up the bell tower's rope. Got as high as a window on the top floor. I went out the window and pulled myself up to the roof. I was teetering, looking down at the street below. Everything zoomed in and out, in and out! I had flashbacks about why I left the police force. And I never was in the police force.
