[your at a party with PC]
I promise you I had no such designs. The only reason I even invited her to this thing is that my EX is being a real blood-sucking bitch and no one else wanted to go.(Full of himself/Dismissive) I was willing to give her a  an honest shot, But I've no time for a vicious, slandering nag who can't even admit what she is.

I thought it might be interesting to see what that crusty little shrew might be like if you could manage to wrest her bulge free of whatever excruciating knot she's got it tied into, But i guess Now we'll never know