WOMEN/FEMININE IDENTIFYING PEOPLE:

"Hey, is my dress too colorful? Be honest. Is it giving Marina and The Diamonds Froot or David Bowie?"

"Oh. My. Gosh! Your son is so adorable! Looks just like his father....literally.....anyways, have a good day!"

"Girl, if you wanna buy that whole pizza, then do it! It's your body and you can do whatever you want with it!"

"No, Emily. I haven't seen that show since my brother left for the Army. We've been over this!"

"Okay, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. I'm not calming down. Cool."

"Hey! It's The Briefs Family! Let's get them!"

MALE/MASC IDENTIFYING PEOPLE:

"So, uh, you come here often? 'Cause I don't. Like, I only came here for the sandwiches if I'm being upfront with you."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABBA ISN'T ICONIC?! We can't be friends anymore, get out of my house right now."

"I just found out what a himbo was....I think I'm that....also gay."

"Why do we use 3 in 1 soaps anymore? Use Dove and smell like a real man, c'mon guys."

"Patty, where's our daughter?!.....'our cat', I meant." 

"Woah, she can do wicked riffs on that guitar!....Wait, she's how old?!"

ENBIES/GENDER NON-CONFORMING PEOPLE:

"If I had a million dollars, I'd use it to invent the worst thing ever and watch the world burn.....anyways, what do you want on your ice cream?"

"I DRANK 4 MONSTERS AND 2 CARAMEL LATTES IN ONE SITTING AND I'M NOW UNSTOPPABLE!! TRY AND CATCH ME NOW, COPS!"

"Oh, god, uh....apples?...DANG IT!"

"Wow...she's so hot. And he's so hot. Why is everyone so hot all of a sudden?"

"I....worked out....for once in my life....it honestly felt good."

"Hi, class! I bought some donuts on my way to school, so help yourselves!"