[You talkin to the PC about their Criminal Offences]
Now Normally I wouldn't pull anything this risky and I certainly wouldn't be helping out a criminal but I have It on a good source that your nor the kind of person we should be letting rot in a cell. or worse

(Joking)Right now, your in our system on a lotta weird and serious Offences. But you and I both know the only thing your really Guilty Of is trying to Keep your head and shoulders attached Yeah? (Back to neutal) Just gonna click here Delete a few things and... There we go! Your Clean