[You are trying to take advantage of The PC who was recently in an accident](Professional)
Hello you seem to have fallen victim to a Collide-and-scamper With that scuttlebuggy back there

[The PC stepped out the shower and you saw that they used your expensive shampoo]
I see you went with the rainbow drinker serum, full body application...Bold choice. I mean, it's an incredibly rare and expensive product and i do expect so me remunerated, but I won't lie. It works.