[you just grabbed the PC aside and forced them to help you on your assassination mission] (Quietly)
We are on a date, You are matesprit, or my Moirail whatever you want, we're just a normal couple out for a night on the town. We're gonna go catch a movie and get some Soft Serve Grubcream you feel me?

[Your at the movie theater telling stories to the PC](reminiscing)
I used to have a blog for relationship advice and stuff like that, of course I was just messing around I didn't know anything beyond what I'd read online. It didn't last though.