[Maniacal evil laughter]

[you are looking down on The PC you perceive to be Beneath you]
Oh how funny this is. How very droll. you... YOU want to be my friend?

(Mocking and condescending)
it's too much. this, this THING at my Door step, Wishing to know me in any Capacity. The hilarity somehow escapes my ability to capture with maniacal laughter. how rare.