(poetic, happy) As the saying goes, you never truly know someone until you meet them in person, and at long last, I finally have the great honor of meeting you today. My name is Yun Jin, and I am humbled to be the director of the Yun-Han Opera Troupe. We have been performing at Heyu Tea House as of late, and we'd be honored to have you attend a performance sometime.

(thinking) My waistband has been feeling a little snug these last couple of days... I think I perchance have overindulged…

(scared, relieved) *gasp* D—Did you hear that? Whew, it really startled me.