A cosmic entity you encounter after freeing her from the monument in which she was imprisoned by crashing into it while skydiving. Pamu is, to put it mildly, lewd. While she doesn't get as bad as Nutaku, she does go about making some dirty jokes and references of her own. She also has an awareness of the fourth wall, making jokes like "You're using DIAMONDS to progress? You know this game is free to play, right?" She also is apparently in conflict with Q-Piddy for no reason implied (like stealing a diamond from her, etc...) She exhibits significant enjoyment over trolling, performing such actions as threatening to steal your diamonds, and saying things to the developers of Crush Crush.