Agent Zero
mandaquila for Guard 1 for the Vandike Corporation
The Guards in this series are kind of like stormtroopers, they're silly and comedic, so don't need to make them seriously, just add some comedic value to them!
Guard 1: And then I went in with my 2 pistols with both my arms out to the sides, and ran through shooting everyone like Bang Bang Bang Bang! then I dropped my empty guns and grabbed my sniper off my back and shot the ceiling fan which ricoshed my shot into the back of some guys head!, Oh good times good times...so, what did YOU do on Sunday?
Guard 1: Oh yeah, I remember doing that back in my rookie days...So where was I? Oh yeah the bullet hit the guys head and his brain guts went all over the place!
This has my recordings for guard 1 and 2
That was...different XD I liked your audition man, it was entertaining! :D
I just felt like doing my worst Stalone impression
Oh yeah I can hear the impression of him now you've mentioned it :)