"Good morning viewers! Today we will be talking about the three topics on the list! Deshoku virus, X Campus, and Elon Musk buying twitter!"

"Be careful everyone... Deshoku is a horrible virus...Please stay safe, wear your masks, and stay at least 9 feet apart from each other.."

"The X campus is now looking for new soldiers to join! There are only 50 slots available! So I recommend hurrying up as fast as you can!"