" Frozen bubbles.",

"If you join three bubbles of the same color they will drop away.",

"If only the linux users would be funny.",

"I know one super joke, do you know the difference between chattr and chmod?",

"man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff 1 2",

"It’s more embarrassing than the last comic strip on userfriendly.org.",

" And do you know what eight trilobites is? It’s one trilobyte.",

"Ha ha ha",

"Look, this room is trying not to be opinionated. There is a penguin in the background, but if there would be logo of Debian, Fedora, ...",

"Why did you say Debian first?",

"I am reciting in alphabetical order.",

"So you should start with Arch Linux.",

"Sorry, I forgot about it. So Arch Linux, Debian, ...",

"Why did you say Debian twice?",

" This game was programmed on Debian.",

"Why wasn’t it done on Ubuntu?",

"Ubuntu is just a bad copy of Debian.",

"Have you tried Ubuntu?",

"No, but I’ve heard plenty. Can you log in as the root on it?",

"Ubuntu doesn’t need antiquities like a root user.",

"But it is based on them.",

"An interface between the user and Unix exists in every distribution.",

"What about Slackware?",

"Oh yes, but its packaging system is lousy.",

" At least it’s owned by Slackware.",

"Do you know why there are snakes?",

"Of course, it’s the logo of the best programming language.",

"When did C get a logo with snakes?",

"C is ancient and outdated. Now there are C++ and Java.",

"Java is an interpreted programming language so it’s very slow. Your Python has the same problem.",

"I am not interested in speed but in programming comfort.",

"Yes, you are.",

"Look, Wilber!",

"It is the mascot of a great graphics application.",

"Which is trying to catch up to Photoshop.",

" The GIMP is not Photoshop. It works completely differently.",

"The GIMP developers say that to conceal their inability.",

"I am bored with this music.",

"Couldn’t you write a script for this?",

"And I am bored with the music switching.",