Invasion Of The Dead Series (Reboot)
shenanigans303 for John McMillan (Main Character)
An former Metrocop who had worked for the combine under the badge number 330, he has no idea that he was once Adrian Sheppard, a former H.E.C.U. marine who tried to stop the destruction of the Black Mesa lab facility by his fellow soldiers, this will be revealed some time later in the series' story. This character was originally voiced by myself but at this current time I can't continue with voicing this character as I no longer live alone and don't have access to a sound proof booth.
Here's what you need to know about Invasion Of The Dead, it takes place in the Half Life Universe, right after G-Man has offered Gordon Freeman a job. In the main timeline Gordon Freeman accepts the deal, however, in this timeline he refuses the deal and is therefore killed leaving no one who can save humanity from the Combine. The story picks up about 20 years after the seven hour war.
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(Sitting in the living room, reading the newspaper) Hmmm, Ya know, I wonder if the Chicago Bears won: Probably not. They suck, they always do. I wonder if that one mother f**ker I knew in high school kicked the can and (giant explosion from outside the house, shock wave goes throughout the house causing the character to fall out of his chair) OH SH*T!
(Looking for his revolver in his bedroom, notices that the bedroom is a wreck and the dresser is tipped over) Hey, that's where I kept it, it was right on top of there! What the f-, what the?! (Notices the revolver on the floor in the corner of the room) How the f**k did it get over here in the corner? Now, where's my ammo? (sees it on the flipped over mattress) Ah, here it is, right there. (picks up Gun and ammo) Now let's go do some investigating.
(Sees a Headcrab walking away from the door) What the f**k is that?! (another headcrab jumps at him) OH SH*T! (aims down the sight of the gun and fires) F**K OFF! (walk right up to a headcrab) Suck my d**k! (fires gun killing the headcrab) Or you're gay! (walks up to the door and looks around outside the front of his house and sees a headcrab jump at him) THE F**K IS THAT?! OH MY GOD! (fires twice at the headcrab killing it) A jumping v*gin* or some sh*t..What the f**k-Did..did my lawn just sprout a p*n*s?! What the f**k?! Alright, so I'm gonna-(another headcrab jumps at him) Oh my God! (headcrab jumps at him again) Oh Sh*t..(he runs back into his house) I gotta get back in the house here, there's a mutated turtle-ah, sh*t. (begins to panic as he sees headcrabs beginning to come inside the house) I gotta get to my garage, get in my car and get the f**k outta here, Thank God I'm in the process of finishing my garage door (runs through the door and hits a button. The makeshift door made of wood slowly begins to slide close) CLOSE! CLOSE, D*MN YOU! CLOSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! (a headcrab jumps at him but misses just as the door finally slides close) OH MY GOD!
I wanted to ask you what's your stand on edgy jokes?
Not a problem here! When it comes to comedy, I don't really have a line as long as it's clever. Lolz
We got some edgy stuff already planned for it. There's gonna be a part in Episode 3 where the main character is driving through the city and sees headcrabs and zombies attacking people and the people are running and screaming and the character says "Shit, this is almost as bad as a BLM protest."
Lol, not a problem
Can you do an unmanly scream?
I can
Do you have any samples?
I don’t have any samples of it, but I could record something for you, if you’d like.
Yes, Please do :)
Still waiting to hear something
I apologize. I had some vocal stuff going on lately. I'll get that to you ASAP
It's cool man, I can't wait to hear it :)
Should I post it here or send it to you directly?
Just post it here if you can
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I gave you the part, where is your contact info?