[Imagine to be a collector of some sorts and just say this about your newest piece. With a Proud shimmer in your voice.]

Ah, yes! A fine addition to my erection! 

[You just got weirded out so hard, you took a solid minute fo even get your voice back.]

I don't know what to say except: What the actual flying fuck did I just watch?

[You just got touched by dem feels real hard. Like, legit. Your heart melts at how great this thing infront you is.]

This Video is so powerful. I'm [quiet sob] holding back tears.