[Said sarcastically] “At least you weren’t fully unprepared.” 

[Said sarcastically] “But truly, answer my question. Do you seriously think that the orcs and goblins out here would have any mercy for you just because you’re civil? In their eyes you just another human in their territory, and don’t get me wrong, I know what I’m talking about, I have been walking this land since eons before you came crying into this world..” 

[Play around with the tone, I dunno how to describe it] “Yes, indeed. What are you doing out here without a weapon on hand? Aren’t you afraid you might get mugged? Or ambushed by monsters? Or didn’t you think about that before you departed from home?” [he sighs] “You humans can be so damn stupid sometimes. I guess it’s because your lifespan isn’t as long as ours, you’re younger, which makes you ignorant.”