I'm having way to much fun with this lol
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MORE THAN ONE ROLE AVAILABLE HERE SO TRY OUT EVEN IF PEOPLE HAVE LOTS OF UPVOTES-
You also don't have to use my script you can freestyle what you like here as long as it makes you or anyone else laugh.
Apple Gel, Chyeah right! More like Schm... Schmapple... Ge- Oh f**k off why don't you.
[start polite and forced in tone and then slowly get savagely angry] Please, if you would kindly step to one side and do nothing.. Congratulations Mr. Shepard, you're now a shitty NPC. How does it feel? One line! One LOUSY LINE! You know how hard I tried to get your role?! And the dumbass director casts me as a god damn guard refusing to let you in!? You lousy pieces of shi- *Technical difficulties music plays/cuts away from screen*
Improv.
