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Exoticbutters02 for Philza
If there was ever a time to act like a disappointed father of three, now's the time. Head of multiple underground markets and unable to raise even his adult children who are still living in his house even when they're in their mid-twenties, Phil is the father figure us traumatized kids look up to for guidance even when he himself doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Reference any Philza Minecraft video on YouTube or VODS on Twitch
(Phil is talking to Foolish and is being sarcastic at the beginning but goes back to serious tone)
Oh no, those greedy fuckers will lose some profit. Again, why should I care about this individual?
(just make disappointed dad noises considering who his kids are)
(Phil is giving Tommy water after he caught him drinking)
Swear to god kid you’re gonna end up dying young if you keep doing this
