Yes, yes. I am Galekh Xigisi, you are the alien, nice to meet you officially, et cetera, et cetera. It is imperative that we speak. As it is a matter of some importance, I hope you will take my request seriously and follow me to my hive, where we can talk more openly. It is in your best interest to comply.

I was wondering if you had emissarial status, but the more I learn about you, the more difficult it becomes to make any sense of your plans. Accounts of your activities contradict each other at almost every turn. You are either the most suave and well connected plenipotentiary I have ever heard of, or you are running around with no clue what you’re doing and somehow it works out for you anyway.

If you say so. Are you some kind of highblood equivalent back home? Is that why you are so friendable here? What is your planet’s system of government and where do you fit into it? What are your main offworld exports? What were some defining moments in your species’ development? Have you formed any bonds here that you would say fit your planet’s equivalent of the quadrant system?