Ugh! Your sarcasm really stings when here I am just trying to be nice. Ok, I guess I deserve it.

Huh? What kind of question is that! Is this a trick? Are you trying to sabotage me? Are you in cahoots with someone?
Cahoooooooots!!!!!!!! 
Cahoots I say.

What! It's so rude to dictate hygiene procedure to a lady. Under any circumstance! Even for douchey loudmouths with delusions of leadership. Maybe you should try to think about the dumb things that fall out of your protein chute for once, Vantas.