IAO - WE NEED COLLIN
Owl Spencer for Gobs!
Gobs are silly little creatures that pop up every now & then, whether in the foreground or the background, just generally being stupid. They have a high pitched, nasally sort of voice with as many speech impediments as you'd care to give them. They're one of few things that go against the idea of survival of the fittest.
(Various sound effects, i.e. splats, screams, little "ooooh" noises)
[You're stood in the middle of a busy highway] (In PSA Style) Now, while you were probably expecting a silly advert, I think I should make the time to tell you that IAO is a non-profit project, which means that there aren't going to be any- (Hit by a truck)
[Working as a waiter in a restaurant] Here's your food, ma'am- (Slipping on a puddle, followed by screams of pain)