The Little Mermaid GENDERBEND Audio Drama / Musical
SowiesoJustin for Scuttle - ANY GENDER
Backing track for Human Stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cM7oEMudGQ
NOTE: I will also be casting two to five Seagulls for this number. - they may be picked from the Scuttle auditions!
Character description (courtesy of the Disney wiki):
Scuttle is possibly the most eccentric of Ariel's circle of friends. Like Ariel, he/she has a love for human objects and collects a number of them. They are a identified expert on humans. Though his knowledge on the human world is quite minuscule, he/she does possess more than the average sea creature.
[Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.] Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel, how you doin' kid? [Lowers telescope to reveal ARIEL at wing's length.] Whoa, what a swim!
It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here an' a yank there and - voila! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!...
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!...
Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so!
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what they call "the dog's meow"!
