[Concerned] Yeah, I got news for ya, pal. Unless there's a pardon from the governor stuffed in one of them molars, they're gonna hang you too.

[Annoyed] Yeah? What's your big plan? Tell everybody to turn around at once and then stab 'em all in the back?

[Smug] I'll make ya some sex, alright. They call me the sex master! Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell ya anyway. It's because I am pretty much the best at sex! Footnote to that statement: other things that I am the best at...