[As naturalistic as possible] Hey, I don't have a lot of time to face-time, but you seemed like you needed to show me something, I...oh wow...that's...that's your...that's so small! [Laughs] I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at it its just...wow is it getting hard? No! No you can't be getting hard from me laughing, you...oh my gosh it doesn't even get any bigger! no! This can't be real. That's pathetic! I...oh my gosh, is it...is it going to burst? You're not even touching it! You're...oh wow, that's not much is it? Wow. Um, I have to go, but I just screenshotted that to show our friends. They are all going to laugh their asses off at that little thing.

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