Team Fortress【 Official Comic Fandubs 】
Green Onion for Merasmus
Merasmus the Magician, or simply Merasmus is an important character in the Team Fortress 2 Storyline. By his own claim, he is six thousand years old. While his place of birth is unknown, this age would make Merasmus’ origin contemporary with the rise and fall of the Sumerian Civilization.
[Tired; Just waking up] Tom? I heard a cracking noise! Are you cracking some popcorn? Because I already made some!
[Angrily] YOU.
[Disgusted] You- Why- Why can't I ever be rid of you?! I'm calling the police!
[Through clenched teeth] Soldier, I have lived for six thousand years... and agreeing to be your roommate is my only regret!
Reference from another project: https://www.castingcall.club/projects/va-s-needed-tf2-birthday-present-for-brother/roles/864316/public