Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa. I'm your host Chris Mclean! Dropping season one of the HOTTEST new reality show on television, right now. Here's the deal. 22 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks right here in this CRUMMY old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Every 3 days a camper will either win an award, or they'll have to walk the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island. For GOOD! And they can't come back... EV-VER!

(Careless) Well- Too bad. I feel REALLY sorry for you... NOT!