You Don’t Know Jack fangame - Salty Trivia with Candy Barre
waltermack for Miles Stone
Miles Stone is a sit-com writer who had worked with Candy and Daisy, and is the producer of Salty Trivia. He is responsible and mellow, and acts as the Only Sane Man among Candy and Daisy. In his personal life, he likes to read classic novels and binge on fancy tea.
Miles is a co-host of the game.
For context on the audition lines, please see this document.
(fed up) Oh my God, I knew this would happen someday, but geez, on the second episode?
And I keep telling her not to stay up all night snorting energy drinks before we have a show on. Now I have to deal with an unconscious gremlin and get her some medical care.
(tempted by the opportunity) ...Or I could just leave her in the back room and host the rest of this game. Yeah, I think I’ll have to do that. She left her cue cards on the podium.
(bright tone) Ahem. Welcome to the game! I’m Miles Stone, the producer. Did you know that Candy drafts most of these questions? It makes the writing process much easier. Of course, we have to filter some of them for having too much salt.
(Please only read Miles’ lines.)
Candy: (slams the door open, shouting) What year is it?!
Miles: (happily) Candy! Good to see that you’re up and running again.
(sternly) Now what did I tell you about caffeine-fueled all-nighters?
Candy: That I’m young enough to take them.
Miles: (briefly annoyed) That’s not—
Nevermind, do you know how to pronounce this?
Candy: Oh, that? It’s Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Miles: Clan-vyre-what?
Candy: Llan-fair-pwll-gwyn-... (continues until interrupted)
Miles: (tries to imitate syllable per syllable) Screw this, read this question for me.
Candy: I mean, that’s what I’m hired to do anyway. Gimme the cue card. There. Okay. Ahem.
