Critical Data: Supporting Cast
Darth Voice for Stew Pedaso
Full Name: Stewart Melvin Pedaso
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Italian-American
Occupation: Restaurant owner
Nabi's boss at the diner where she works, as well as an uncle figure to her and the boys. A well-meaning but perpetually unlucky business manager, he's found most of his success running his personally-owned diner, the Howling Hound. Though a well-meaning guy, he can't help but find himself in odd scrapes that usually create quite a spectacle.
"That's...unfortunate. Look, believe it or not, I have a good hand in business! Before this little rinky-dink diner, I had you know that I was the manager of the old Walmart here from '98 to '09. After I blew that popsicle stand, what did the new management do to it? Turns out some whackjob decided to use it as a cult compound, THEN it turned into a nudist colony, and then it went back to the cult! Don't roll your eyes at me, missy, at least you're not reciting the menu in Latin while naked sitting in a ring of candles...[addressing someone else.] how long have you been standing there and how much of that was out of context?"
"No, no! The last time I advertised the Junkyard, we had three concerned parents groups, five environmental protection agency guys, and a truckful of stoners pull up. I said no and I mean no! [Beat, then normally.] So the Junkyard mostly consists of a butchered meat lover's calzone drizzled with hot sauce with parmesan and pepper jack cheese melted on top with a side of nacho chips with spinach dip and salsa."
