"I... am Hifumi Yamada! But if you want to call me by my nickname "The Alpha and the Omega!" 

"The words of such idiots mean nothing to me. I am like Van Gogh—utterly unappreciated in my time. I am a soldier, serving night and day to destroy all preconceptions about fan fiction. I'm sure if you were to observe my work, Mr. Naegi, you would comprehend its greatness immediately. For my work is filled with deepest meaning... It's about embracing our basest urges..."

"If you got an invitation like that from the Ultimate Pop Sensation, what young man could resist? Of course, I'm only into 2D so it wouldn't have any effect on me!"