Horror Shop Radio Season 2 Narrative (Recurring)
Brayden ten Brink for HAL THE MECHANIC
Auto Department Manager. Works on customers vehicles but has no clue what he's doing. Total stoner. Thinks he knows it all but really knows nothing. Always getting complaints but brushes them off. Totally oblivious to mostly everything, since he's high most of the time. Open to a Mexican accent but not necessary. Think Cheech and Chong.
(Coughing)
Hey man...you that Shopkeeper dude?Oh...uhhh...my landlord is a total butt-wad, ya know? Said I couldn't be running a business out of the garage. Made me take the sign down. What a dick! Ya feel me?
Nah bro....I thought you were a turtle for a second! Like a giant purple turtle with a horn! Like a unicorn horn, you know? Like a uni-turtle-horn...a purple turtle-corn? Ha! Woah man...that was crazy!
I absolutely love this!!
Thanks! I always thought I could do a nice cheech lol