The Periodic Table of Elements by ASAP Science Parody (D&D)
Catathyst for Vocalist
The vocalist will need to be able to sing very quickly, enunciate clearly, and act out certain lines to give it extra flavor. Knowledge of D&D is a plus!
There's Hippogriffs and Hobgoblins
Then Lamias, and Basilisks
Banshees, Centaurs everywhere
And Nightmares flying through the air
With Oozes that won’t let you breathe
And Flameskulls and their burning teeth
Nagas to command your minds
Succubi for a good time
Magmin and Grick
Aarakocra and Satyr
(This part is for the very fast bit near the end! We're going with the original lyrics for the audition here so mispronunciation on the monster names won't be a factor. Good luck!)
Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
Americium, Curium, Berkelium
Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium