Horror Shop Radio Season 2 Narrative (Recurring)
Joe Stofko for WALTER
Stocker. Old man, Half-blind, deaf, and senile. Always running into things and Stocking items in the wrong departments, having "accidents" but not realizing. Seems pleasant enough but probably should be in a nursing home rather than working in the store.
Excuse me young man. Could you tell me where the office is? I'm here for my job interview.
(After running into a shelf and knocking it over.)
Oh gee willikers!! Did I do that? Sorry, my eyes just aren't what they used to be.
You are too kind Brad! Here's a little something for your troubles. One second...let me just dig it out here. (Pause) Ah...here we are. Five dollars. Go get yourself a cup of coffee, you deserve it, young lad!
Amazing Joe! You are a legend sir!
Thanks, Matthew... ! Best wishes