Alright, netizens, I’ve got 30 seconds to lay it all on the line … but I’ll do it in 10 since most of you will be gone by then.

I’M MAKIN’ A MOVIE! Ok, technically, I’m making somebody else’s movie but only because they refuse to do it.

For too long the powers-that-be have refused to give me the movie I want, so I’m makin’ it without ‘em. The only thing is … I really don’t know what I’m doing.