"Don't you ever get tired of running away from all these chicks? It's got to be exhausting man."

"Yo, where were you? You had me sneak into your father's house and you weren't even here! I could have gotten caught- I almost got caught by that dang maid! You're lucky I am able to slide under the bed..."

"We've been friends since you started singing, you know I've got your back. So, listen to me when I say this. That girl, out of all the girls who fantasies over you, that one, you need to go chase."