"Look, my time is money so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

―Killjoy, telling Charlie to hurry up

"What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You want people to be good, just because?!"

―Killjoy, laughing at Charlie's dream

"Oh, shit indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than porn actor, Angel Dust!

What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now."