"Professor Penelope ("Penny" for short) "Princess" Sutton, Ph.D. is a little girl out to rid the world of violent boys' toys... by violently destroying them and any who stand in her way. Also, she hates rock music. (No accounting for taste...) Her arsenal includes a magic wand, razor-edged flowers, exploding kitten dolls, and her toy flying unicorn, Powdered Sugar, which fires both beam and projectile weaponry from its horn."

Either a generic little girl voice or an incredibly deep man voice. Both extremes (one is a tad more extreme than the other) works.