"Konichiwa, My name is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke... why was I called that? Well my dear neko-catgirl... it's because it means- Limitless Life Lasting 20 Billion Years, Blessed by the Sea Gravel and Fish in Water, in Clouds, or in Wind, with a Home Where There is Food and a Place to Sleep and the Energy of the Yabukouji, with Longevity like King Shuuringan from Paipo and Longevity like His Wife Guurindai and Their Children Ponpokopii and Ponpokonaa's Long-Lived Fortune."

"I will reap your soul, mortal neko-chan."

"Ahaa... I am a true warrior, I make it part of my daily routine to be everyone's problem. That's just the duty of the ULTIMATE GAMER."