"Nanosec (real name Nino Sexton) is one of the petty criminals littering Detroit. Originally nothing more than a small-time larcenist, a chance encounter with an experimental speed-enhancing suit developed by Sumdac Systems has turned him into the fastest thief in the Motor City.

Though initially his speed suit caused him to age fully into decrepitude, you can't keep a bad dude down and Nino Sexton is no exception. Back on the streets at speeds that turn heads, he's gained a second chance at crime, and perhaps even a first chance at... love."

While it might be better to save for Blurr, a Sonic the Hedgehog impersonation could work well here. Old mate's also kinda ugly and has an annoying voice (expertly done by Brian Posehn) so you could also go in that angle.