I'm leaving first thing in the morning, but I'm only gonna be gone one night. Snivy is gonna be here, so you'll be able to see... plenty of Geraldo and Nightmare On Elm Street 12.

I will never know.

I'm going with Buneary, yes.

And don't try anything tricky. understand?

Don't go rollin' in poison ivy as soon as I leave the house! or lock yourself in a closet or do anything that makes you need stitches!

if your finger falls off, it's stayin' off. No one's gonna pack it on ice and take you to the hospital... so you can be a breakthrough in laser surgery.

Is this about that woman in Baltimore?

Fine! Good!

I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend. I'm getting laid!

1990s and nobody is getting laid.

I'm the only man in America who is getting laid this weekend. I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.

How long you been standin' there?

What did you hear me just say?

Seven. Eight! Piplup!

Fennekin, the fact is... you're not gonna like any woman because it isn't your mother.

Oh, Fennekin, shut up!

That's it! the conversation is finished!

There is no WAY that we are going on a plane to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?!

WELL, I SAW IT! And it scared the shit outta me. IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA EVERY MAN IN AMERICA!

That's good! You'll have a lot to tell Oshawott! How your boyfriend destroyed your life 'cause he had to go off! for a weekend special at the Holiday Inn!