Winter World: Original ARG
Purens for Yaakov the Yak
Yaakov the Yak towers over all of his friends. Size doesn’t matter to them, though! He is the quietest in the group but always manages to find the prettiest flowers for his best friend Brielle. Too bad that his hooves usually squish the petals up by the time he gets it to her.
Originally formatted monologue can be found here.
(Introduce yourself.)
> What drew you to the project?
> How long have you been voice acting?
> What interested you about the character?
From: Musical
Type: Comedic
Character: Bruce, Matilda's classmate
Gender: Male
Age Range: Kids
Summary: Bruce tells the story of the time he stole a chocolate cake.
BRUCE: Okay, look, alright, I stole the cake. And honestly I was really, definitely, sort of almost thinking about owning up… maybe? But the thing was I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. You see, the Trunchbull’s cake was so good that I’d scoffed it down too quick and now it was beginning to fight back. [His belly rumbles.] Ooops. See? [Rumble. Bruce lets out a truly enormous burp, but really, really enormous, it goes on forever. It hovers above him.] It was the biggest burp I had ever done. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted from my mouth and drifted… across the class… [It drifts across the class.] Past Lavender… Past Alice… Past Matilda… [Drifts past Matilda] …and then, my great big beautiful chocolaty burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull.
