Winter World: Original ARG
emilkj for Billy Shaffer
Billy Shaffer was an animator whose dream was to create characters. While hard on his luck, he and a savvy businessman named Ernest White whom he met in a pub came together to create the first theme park in the United States: Winter World. However, it wasn’t long before Winter World became overwhelmingly popular and Billy Shaffer never saw the light of day again.
(Introduce yourself.)
> What drew you to the project?
> How long have you been voice acting?
> What interested you about the character?
'SubUrbia' by Eric Bogosian
From: Play
Type: Comedic
Character: Buff Macleod is a bit dim but he's a good friend and loves to have fun.
Gender: Male
Age Range: 20's
Summary: Buff tells the gang what he would do if he were a rich rockstar.
I wouldn’t. I’d wake up every morning singing. I’d have a schedule, man. First, do my workout. Then, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast of steak and eggs, washed down with a pot of hot coffee and a six-pack of Bud Light. I'd smoke a joint, then I’d order my bodyguard to find my babe who would appear decked out in her all-black, leather Victoria’s Secret custom-made bodysuit, so I’d like to have to chew all her clothes off until she was completely and totally nude. Except she’d have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced n— with little gold peace signs hanging off ’em. And then she’d pull out this half-ounce of blow and we’d snap out these prodigious lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed, watching American Idol on TiVo.
I'd just keep doing the same thing around and round the clock with an occasional burger or slice threw in for vitamins and energy. And instead of Idol, we’d watch ThunderCats.
Come on, man, tell me you wouldn’t love it!
This character will make sound effects.
Please provide a sample of gargling, shouts/screams, grunting, and groaning.
