Project TBN, an original audio book parody of the harem genre of light novels/anime.
KatRoman for Lotte Newhaven
Lotee made the fateful decision to enlist in the army early on in her life, and while she has only ever been deployed to one battlefield, that once experience was enough to scar her to the point where she got a medical discharge. After all, seeing your entire battalion get slaughtered will do that to you.
Lotte is quite tall an muscular, and an expert in close-quarters-combat. Due to her strict military training, she used to be reserved and more commanding in her interactions with others. But nowadays, she's substituted her old personality for a more cheerful one. Some speculate that she does this to hide the mental scars that she's suffered during her short military career.
"Soooo what's up? You've been so quiet lately, that I'm starting to think I did something to upset ya. Or do you always carry a stick up your ass?"
(Happy/optimistic) "Look, look, look- I did try to kill you, that much I will admit. But you're still alive, right? So how's about we let bygones be bygones?"
"Sounds pretty dangerous if you ask me. But hey-! I've seen Tom survive Hirabayashi's cooking, so I'm sure he'll be fine!"
(Note: Hirabayashi is pronounced: Here- ah- ba- yah- she.)