(holding back some anger)

 All right. Since I feel so sorry for you, I'm gonna tell you something good.

 (lets out anger)

 You. Lost!!! How romance works is that you're more likely to lose the more desperate you are!! 

(calm, seductive) 

Relax... It's my first time with a carnivore. Oh, your stomach's the same color as your facial hair. What a beautiful cream color. I wanna see how far it goes.

(a solemn melancholy)

 I am about to die, so shamefully that it's almost funny. I was abducted by some weird group of mobsters. I did to live life to the fullest as a female and a small mammal.