Project TBN, an original audio book parody of the harem genre of light novels/anime.
Ramzey for Agent Brooks
Brooks is an enigma. A mysterious man, who seems to know anything and everything about Tom and the predicament that he's in. He avoids answering questions directly and his allegiances are just a unbearably vague as his answers to Tom and co's questions. His actions sometimes benefit the group, and other times hinder them.
"Depends on who you ask. To some, I'm a friend. To others, an enemy. In your case, you'd better hope that I'm the former. But then again, I've already made that decision for you, Mr.Ishbell"
(Note: Ishbell's pronounced exactly as it's written.)
"The structural integrity of the tower's been compromised. I estimate that you have about eight minutes left before the entire structure collapses. Now, I hate to be a bother, but if you intend to leave this place alive with the data, I suggest you make your exit promptly, Ishbell."
(Sarcastic) "Well, well- Look who's alive! Took you long enough to wake from your slumber. You're quite the heavy sleeper. Not that I mind. It's not like the lives of a majority of the island's population depends on the success of your little excursion into the bowels of the research facility. No pressure, right?"
