... Forgive me. My British vernacular module appears to be corrupted. My water, you see, is full of head. Please, stay a while!

Oh, don't make that face. I'm not consulting you, my friend. My data shows you tend to answer questions based solely on how likely the answer will lead you to dating your classrooms.

I must confess that reading your passionate reviews of those other electronics instigated a small "jealousy" subroutine in my core processor...