(Meeting a friend)

I did not expect you to be here, I thought you had work today. But I guess you decide to ditch it huh?

(Starting a new day by stepping outside, only to smell a dead body)

*Breathes in* Nothing beats walking outside on a bright day. *Sniffs* What is that smell? Oh lovely someone decided to die on my yard.

(Questioning if he want's to go inside an obvious trap)

Do I really want to walk inside what appears to be 4 criminals ready to ambush me and take all my belongings? Of course I do!