(informative and serious) Breaking news! A Ridgewood High freshmen student, Daniella Song, perished over at the dilapidated haunted mansion in Daendel Neighbourhood. Police are recruiting a large search party for Daniella. Head of military officer, Charles Walrus, claims this isn’t the first case, two teenagers from Ridgewood High, Melody Granger and Shawn Collin, have also perished around this week. I am ((your name)) and you're watching Channel 6! 

(tearing) *sniff sniff* I was talking to her regarding the new government policies. The light went off and I heard her scream, as soon as the