Listen, disciple, if you've got a problem you can't handle, then I'm the one for the job. But if you're looking for prayer, you'd better find some other Sister... Huh? You're not a disciple? 

*yawn* Good morning... I've missed morning mass, haven't I? Ugh, it starts too early anyway.

There are some troubles that only a stiff drink can take away. That being said, I never get drunk.