I wasn't always a Butler, but I have been the Butler in the Word household since before those ungrateful shit heads even started grade school. I can tell you every annoying habit each of them had and how those habits morphed throughout the years.

If there was a shit-y job that needed to be done, I did it. If there was an emergency, and the kids needed to be bailed out because of something stupid they had done, someone needed to help them out, ... and I did it. It wasn't because of the goodness in my heart, it was actually part of he job description.

I can imagine that I might even get a good night sleep tonight, ... for once.