(Nervous) “ I'm Sucrose, a researcher of alchemy. I heard you've been to a lot of places, so I was wondering if you... Ah, what am I saying! It's only our first meeting, I shouldn't trouble you.”

(Serious, distracted) “Please wait a moment. Experiment 905 has actually produced two light excretions, which, for clarity's sake, should be labeled No. 1033 and 1035 respectively...
Right, now, what did you need me for?”